when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
(via anna-rawrr)
really though
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they can’t function
why aren’t they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
(via verysiriuspotterhead)
jeou:
have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have
(via verysiriuspotterhead)
It is a common misconception that the ‘L’ in Samuel L Jackson’s name is an abbreviation of his middle name. In actuality, It is a roman numeral, indicating that he is the 50th descendant in the line of Samuel Jacksons, who have guarded our race since the ancient times.
#Achilles I’m here to speak to you about the Avengers Iniative
Fact.
(via mosaicdinosaur)
HOLY FUCK
I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE
I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.
ITS BACK
DEAD, FUCKING DEAD.
OH MY GOD
what even,
this is music
this is actually my favourite audio post on tumblr and i’m going to reblog this for the 3rd time
oh
I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON, BUT I LIKE IT
WHAT IS GOING ON????
WHAAAT
(via verysiriuspotterhead)
17 hours ago - 
348381
348381 I said not blue!
another gif set were you can see the accent !
hear the accent
feel the accent
taste the accent
BE THE ACCENT
(via verysiriuspotterhead)
(Source: undertheburntupsun, via mosaicdinosaur)
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
(via mosaicdinosaur)
